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- Katana
- Katana of the Miffed Barbarians
- Nunchucks
- Ruby Nunchucks of Mild Discomfort
- Kusarigama
- Ultra Super Mega Kusarigama
- Taming Whip of the Many Nuns
- Light Saber Blazer
- Baseball SplatBat
- Early Morning Star
- Death's Gleaming Scythe (DLC)
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Projectiles[]
- Shuriken
- Shuriken of the Headless Brotherhood
- Boomerang
- Battle Bash Boomerang
- Axe
- Axe of the Hefty Hefters
- Ha-Hadouken
- The Token Gun
- The Ricochet of Litigious Possibilities
- Laser Sandwich
- RIP by RPG
- Dusty Spear of Destiny
- The Thrower of Flamey Stuff
- Scorpions Hookshot
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Bombs[]
- Bomb Boomathon
- Molotov
- Molotov Mazel Tov
- Shrapnel Bomb
- Shrapnel Bomb of Mass Inconvenience
- The Annoying Grenade
- Jelly Bomb of Wobbly Destruction
- Sticky Bomb
- Calamity Caltrops
- Dynamite Death Dealer
- Tricky Tripwire Bomb
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Magic[]
- Lightning Magic from the Heavens
- Fire Magic from the Pits
- Wind Magic from the Bowels
- Japanese Kamikaze Magic